- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

I have no joke. u mad?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

poop.........

guess what?

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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