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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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