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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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