Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

The WNBA.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

If life hands you lemons Take them

No.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A black succeeds

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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