Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Dallas Cowboys

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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I Love Hitler.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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arse

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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