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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Exactly what?

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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