A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

The government makes a good decision

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

You are the third derivative of the position function.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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