- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

son, you're adopted.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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