What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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guess what?

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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