What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

knock knock whos there .. derp

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Women's rights.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

The jets are a good team..

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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