You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Jess Burns

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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the cow goes moo

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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