Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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i have aids and a chode

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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DERP

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A black succeeds

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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