what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Carlton

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

GRAAAAAAAR.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Scott

cc

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

does this look unsure to you?

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