- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

The jets are a good team..

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

George W. Bush

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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