Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Women's rights

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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