Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What time is it? 10:58

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The Aristocrats

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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black people. that is all...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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potato

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Religion

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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