A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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I won the game.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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knock knock you may come in

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Women rights..

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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