What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

I got shot, you laughed

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Hello

does this look unsure to you?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

The WNBA.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...