what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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William Raines.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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9/11.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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