Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Military intelligence.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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josh simpson has cancer

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