A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Obama

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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