why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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penis

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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No joke.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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knock knock go away

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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