I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Myspace

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A black man killed someone

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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