A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Penis

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Freedom of Speech

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Rick Perry.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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