- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

American healthcare.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

The chicken crossed the road.

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Is Carly smart? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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