What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Turtles

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Rick Perry.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Women's rights.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Anti Joke

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