Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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penis

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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hi my name is? joe

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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i like potatoes

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black people. that is all...

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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I Love Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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