- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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