Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Five guys one rape.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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