Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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