How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Kate

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Jess Burns

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Military intelligence.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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