Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

If life hands you lemons Take them

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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