Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Dani Barton = Stupid

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A black succeeds

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Is Carly smart? No.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

i like potatoes

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

That's unfortunate.

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