Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Steering Wheel Face.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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