- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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