- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Black people are innocent.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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