what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Hair

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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