did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Global Warming.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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I love you.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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France never surrender.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Anti Joke

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