Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Rick Perry.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What is a dog? Bark

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Laura Pratz..

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

The WNBA.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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