- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

So one time this woman was learning...

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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