- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Kenny G

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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