why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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