Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Religion

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Knock knock! Yes?

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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poop.........

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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marble

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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