I hate you.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Carlton

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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