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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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I like jokes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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