What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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