- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

If life hands you lemons Take them

What time is it? 10:58

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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