What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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