- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

The mets are 3-0 this season

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

This is not a joke.

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