- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Brett Farve

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Women's rights

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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