Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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