- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The WNBA.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

cheese

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

American healthcare.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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