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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Black people are innocent.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

nathan palmer has a big head !

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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