What's brown and sticky? A stick

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Religion

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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