What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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arse

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Womens Sports

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Womens rights.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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poop.........

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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