why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

kennah campion... being nice

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

No.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What is Jason? Black.

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