Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What what In the butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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