- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

does this look unsure to you?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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