Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Obama

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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i have 2 penises

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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