Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

potato

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Religion

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Slavery lol

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