- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why....... Because.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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