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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Black people are innocent.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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