Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Women rights.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why....... Because.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Women's rights

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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