What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

your all shit at jokes

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Canada

Knock Knock! Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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