- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

apple pie.

gays

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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