What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Lockerbie bombing

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Herman Cain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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i have 2 penises

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's 9 +10 19

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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