Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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im jewish

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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