- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Hitler

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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