- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Oliver's friends

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Aodhan Hearty

Josh kissing a girl

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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