Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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DERP

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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