why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

hi my name is? joe

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

chuck norris

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Hitler

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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