Hey, come here often? No.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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