- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What break when you talk?

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Knock knock! Yes?

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

A Jew returns change.

This is not a joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

alcoholism kills

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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