What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What comes after "Q" R

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

a black guy leaves prison

A fish walks into a bar

justin littleton. nuff said

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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