whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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...Jack Vale

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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