husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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The geese of Growmore

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Fruitcake

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Shit.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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What what In the butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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