In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I am black.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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