A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Mexicans working in an office

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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