A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Women's rights

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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