if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

The government makes a good decision

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

That's what he said.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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