- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

your all shit at jokes

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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