A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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women's rights

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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The jets are a good team..

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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A black succeeds

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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sixty....eight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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