a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why....... Because.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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