Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Women's rights

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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anus soup

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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