Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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