when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Lacrosse

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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