Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Hitler

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

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