- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

did you ever see a butter fly?

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What time is it? 10:58

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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