Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

The geese of Growmore

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Mmmm, donuts

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

this website...

Two women were sitting in silence.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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