Got milk? No.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Myspace

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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nice shorts.

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The WNBA

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Real jokes.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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