Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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A man buys free health care...

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Got milk? No.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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There is a car full of black people.

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nice shorts.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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