- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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