Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

amy copied adams haircut :0

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

A fish walks into a bar

did you ever see a butter fly?

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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