Liars go to hell! -God

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Five guys one rape.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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SPAMS!!!

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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GooglePlus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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The geese of Growmore

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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