Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why....... Because.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

thumb_up thumb_down +27

your life

thumb_up thumb_down +27

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

knock knock you may come in

thumb_up thumb_down +27

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

thumb_up thumb_down +25

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

DANA

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

thumb_up thumb_down +13

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops