- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

why did the chicken cross the road.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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