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Windows Vista

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Womens rights.

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S.O.P.A

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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25

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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ur mother

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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