- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

I'm gay. Great me too.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Go away.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Golf.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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