Icecream

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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A ginger rapping.

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Canada

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Men's rights.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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