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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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