What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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penis

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Obamacare!

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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