What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Chaney is a dumb b****

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

American Idol

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

the WNBA

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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