A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Women's rights.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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barack osama

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A black man killed someone

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Myspace

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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