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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

black people. that is all...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I am really good at math debating

whats young and never moved? still born baby

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hitler is my role model

how do you stop a train? you cant..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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